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The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.
It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.
by MAGAdude April 10, 2025
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Skibidi Toilet

the shittiest most brain rotting series in youtube shorts kids under 10 are found with severe brain rot and retardedness when watching this
Kid 1 : Brr Skibidi Toilet Is the best show!
Person 2 : shut the fuck up nigga
by poaxia January 28, 2024
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Big terti in the toilet

BY doing a big terti in the toilet you are just taking a big fat hard dump.
Worries yo-yo Kyoto took a big terti in the toilet
by BIg terti master 69 May 10, 2019
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skibidi toilet

no gyat rizz ohio grimace shake fanum
bully: you are a rizzlet gyat skibidi toilet
me: waaa
by eazified March 10, 2024
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toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012
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Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023
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Toilet's Tornado

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser
"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"
by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022
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