angry goldfish

Oral sex performed with a mouthful of chewed up crackers, preferably of the goldfish brand, but any cracker will work

That freak gave me an angry goldfish! She salty as fuck!

by Pauljamal May 7, 2018

Angry Pirate

Angry PirateWhen you kick her in the shin and spunk in her eye

For example: He gave her the angry pirate... She left him and never made contact with him again.

by Oof Oof Roblox October 22, 2017

angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone

Bill just got the angry Canadian snail

by Billy900 May 2, 2018

Angry Orca

The act of a man ejaculating into a woman’s hands, then the woman rubs the sperm on the males ass. Then the man rubs his ass in the woman’s face before diving (ass first) on the bed, sending the woman flying.

Bro my girl wanted to mix things up last night, so I gave her an Angry Orca, she flew so high she almost hit the ceiling!

by Home made fudge round August 12, 2024

Angry Cave Ghost

When you bang a chick in the anus and bust a nut, she goes to the bathroom and has explosive diarrhea after.

Gave my girl an angry cave ghost last night, bro!

by the metal mashup show October 24, 2018

Angry Phillip

A person named Phillip who has anger issues, usually because he has a small penis.

What's your problem, quit being such an angry Phillip!

by Maybabii March 31, 2020

Angry Crackhead

When you say to a crackhead I’ll give you some money to suck your dick and as you are about to cum run away with your money in hand

I let a crackhead suck me off for money then as I came I ran away with my money in hand this is called an angry crackhead

by Angry crackhead August 27, 2021