Your local, closested, cuckhold husband who projects his insecurities on to others by spreading lies to feed his egomaniac ways. Wife’s a jealous, cheap, hoe who needs a full-time therapist and hobbies that don’t involve slandering women with real careers.
by tryanalnexttime October 21, 2022
A “man” who can’t do anything without the approval of his mother. He usually does everything she tells him to, even thought he’s in his mid 20s - 30s. Won’t stay out late because his mom told him to be back by 11PM.
John is such a mama’s boy.
“John be back by 11PM”
*it’s 10:45 PM and 25 year old John is already back from a party*
“John be back by 11PM”
*it’s 10:45 PM and 25 year old John is already back from a party*
by apalelatina December 28, 2017
A small child that doesn't have a grasp on how anything works. Often comparable to a potato white boy from Ohio. Needs his ass wiped every 7 seconds to survive.
"Hey, what was that loud whining from earlier?"
"I dunno, it was probably just Bonk Boy being a bitch."
"I dunno, it was probably just Bonk Boy being a bitch."
by bonk boy's #1 hater September 07, 2017
by Rap Einsten March 22, 2011
coombe boys school is filled with :
neeks,fuck boys,wannabe roadmen and drug dealers. they turn up at mc d’s after school wiv coombe girls thinking there all hard but there all just really wet dons and wankers.
neeks,fuck boys,wannabe roadmen and drug dealers. they turn up at mc d’s after school wiv coombe girls thinking there all hard but there all just really wet dons and wankers.
by wetdons1234 February 07, 2019
A term often used by students and those in university environments to describe young lads from obviously privileged middle and upper class upbringings who pretend to act like roadman because they think it's cool. Though originally used to describe students who behaved in such a way from well-off towns in Surrey, such as Guildford and Epsom, the term has since broadened to include almost anybody who acts in such a manner from rural counties known for their higher standards of living, such as Worcestershire, Cheshire and several others.
Surrey Boys are easily recognised from their dress senses, usually donning Stone Island jumpers, Nike 110 trainers and various other branded goods likely bought from JD using money from mummy and daddy's trustfund. They are also easily recognised by their speech, often talking in fake urban accents (usually London sounding ones practiced for hours on end in their bedrooms), throwing in incredibly forced amounts of slang as they do so.
In larger groups, Surrey Boys will tend to talk the hardest or about how much 'pussy' they get, yet when faced with actual threat or placed on their own, will brick it and and pray that their family butler Jeremy comes running to their aid.
Most other students, especially those from truly working class and rougher urban environments, easily see through the acts of Surrey Boys, and simply see them as a source of mockery, similar in act and appearance to Sacha Baron Cohen's famous character 'Ali G'.
Surrey Boys are easily recognised from their dress senses, usually donning Stone Island jumpers, Nike 110 trainers and various other branded goods likely bought from JD using money from mummy and daddy's trustfund. They are also easily recognised by their speech, often talking in fake urban accents (usually London sounding ones practiced for hours on end in their bedrooms), throwing in incredibly forced amounts of slang as they do so.
In larger groups, Surrey Boys will tend to talk the hardest or about how much 'pussy' they get, yet when faced with actual threat or placed on their own, will brick it and and pray that their family butler Jeremy comes running to their aid.
Most other students, especially those from truly working class and rougher urban environments, easily see through the acts of Surrey Boys, and simply see them as a source of mockery, similar in act and appearance to Sacha Baron Cohen's famous character 'Ali G'.
I've been at uni here in Liverpool for six months and already ran into dozens of Surrey Boys. Should've figured, it being Russell Group and all...
by flobadobadobIamhavingastroke June 08, 2020
To "hop" from boy to boy without any attachment or care. Especially used in the summer out of boredom. Mainly to get back at all those guys who go around hooking up with every girl on the planet. Its our turn fuckkerrrsss xox
by football43 August 19, 2010