sleep

theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics

“sleep? Newton said it was impossible” — a random organism

by anonymous November 28, 2022

Sleep Deprivation BAC

Excessive sleep deprivation has all the bad parts of being drunk without any of the fun parts.

Staying awake for 24 hours impairs you about as much as being drunk just above the legal limit for driving.

Your sleep deprivation BAC is an estimate of how much your sleep deprivation has impaired you

"mb the pull request was pretty buggy, my sleep deprivation BAC is definitely past the bar"

by SVT13125CNS August 28, 2022

sleep

A time skipping/fast forward ability. To activate close your eyes at night on a comfy bed then when you wake up a huge amount of time will pass by. Time should usually be skipped at around 8 hours to get a passive of regaining all of your energy.

On rare occasions, there will also be a mini-game between sleep called "dreams"

"I closed my eyes at night then when I open them it was morning and I feel refreshed. Could this be sleep?"

by MikeSGA November 23, 2021

soundless sleep

When someone ejaculates in another persons ear while they are sleeping

I had a girl over and made sure she had a soundless sleep

by WinterK January 19, 2023

No sleep

What you receive when there's thunder or an asshole on his motorcycle

*guy revving his Yamaha*
Yeaaaaa
SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF I'M GETTING NO SLEEP BECUZ OF YOU

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

Sleep

Something I never get enough of and should be doing rn but I'm still on this damn phone

*is almost 1 in the morning*
Me: just gonna watch one more episode then I'll go to sleep
*5 hours later*
Me: Shit 😑

by WxllFlxwer November 2, 2016

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."

by Matty Firm May 31, 2022