Pasterony

The wife of a pastor who secretly enjoys horses more than the Bible.

Q:Did you see the pastors wife at sunrise pettin those ponies again?
A: I bet she’s really a pasterony!

by Noey Dillon August 22, 2019

pasta

Since pasta has protein in it makes girls have a big arse and tits🍝

*sees a girl tweaking with a nice arse and tits
Boy1:she deffo got fed pasta 🍝

Boy2: yep that shit has bare protein

by Big bally August 23, 2019

Pasta Penne

you can use it as a catch phrase if some one rostes you. it is the ultimate comeback.

it may also be a sort of pasta.

Bob: you mom gay
Kent: no u

Bob: *pulls out an uno switch card.
Kent: you mum Pasta Penne

by Trattskaft October 1, 2019

Pasta

If your talking to a a girl/guy and they are giving the driest convo they are knows as lightly salted Pasta because they plain AF

Person one: I’m hella bored How was your day today

Person two: fine

Person one (well I wish I never asked now u fucking pasta)

by Just some wanker October 9, 2019

pasta

pasta
1: an artist's, tailor's, or dressmaker's lay figure
also : a form representing the human figure used especially for displaying clothes
2: one employed to model clothing

The pastas stared eerily out of the shop window.

by KangaKidney October 29, 2019

Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.

I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time

by Ultimathottimus Prime November 7, 2019

Pastry Case

A Pastry Case is someone of complete incompetence, absolute brainlessness and usually a bad haircut.

Ellis fell out of a trolley on to a sea of purple hamsters fighting each other with olive tree branches!! What a complete Pastry Case!!

by UrbWizard November 20, 2019