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Wank Jam

The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.

Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey
"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"

"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."

"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"
by Kik455 April 8, 2022
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Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass
I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers
by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022
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Jam

- Niggas be fine says Jam
by XXXdead April 11, 2022
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willy jam

Painful and infrequently-used climbing move, the level of difficulty of which is only surpassed by the admiration received upon retelling in public house at end of day.
"I was holding a sandwich in one hand, and an eagle bit off my other arm. I had no choice but to do a willy jam."
by Scribe January 14, 2004
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Jam-roy

Something that is superlative or exceptional in nature. Southern in origin.
'Kelly Dodd is the jam-roy! All tall and fine, yee-ha!.
by Slade Hayes February 6, 2003
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Wind Jamming

The act of having butt sex whilst the receiving party forcefully ejects trapped sewer gasses from their sphincter, thereby creating a pressure around the entering genitalia.
Bro, I hooked up with this girl last night. I put it in her ass, but all the Mexican food had her wind jamming me right out.
by sherwinre December 26, 2020
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Pearl Jamming

Not unlike an Eiffel Tower, to slap high fives during a five on one gangbang, emulating the cover of Pearl Jam’s debut album Ten.
She was fucking five of us at the same time so we all slapped hands at once. We were totally Pearl Jamming her.
by Hurley Indiana January 9, 2021
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