Sideways Monster Mouth

The vagina. Described as such because of its likeness to a monster's mouth, but rotated counter-clockwise ninety degrees into a vertical position.

"Oh my god. There I was drinking my vodka-cran while she shaved her sideways monster mouth..."

by Marimba Man July 4, 2009

Dope Dick Monster

Dope Dick

A man that slings the dick i so satisfying to a female, she gets strung out on him like really good dope

I call him my Dope Dick Monster

by Fruity Pebblez February 10, 2018

braless titti monster

A word meaning, When one, usually a female with large breasts otherwise known as boobs}, tit, knockers, {ta-ta's, twins, chi-chi's, or boobies, goes out in public not wearing the correct support needed to hold those babies in, and could possibly be sagging a bit. This person could accidentally fall or might possibly attemp to run, jog, or sprint, scaring people because they are a braless titti monster

1.) Steve - Oh man, did you see that girl trying to run to not miss the bus?

Mike- Yeah, she was a braless titti monster

2.) Bettina - Oh my god Krista, I totally forgot to put on a bra before going to the grocery store!

Krista - Wow. You look like a braless titti monster

by Krista aka Shelia April 26, 2008

Strawberry Semen Monster

Sex on da rag...

Last night Latwanda was on her period, but I unleashed the Strawberry Semen Monster anyway... Now I need to buy new sheets

by DurkDurkDurka May 13, 2011

Jesus monster cock

Term used to describe my unnaturally large penis. Typically given to a person named Matt. Names also referring to Jesus Monster Cock are White Python and Don Knotts. J.M.C is the accepted abbreviation for Jesus Monster Cock

M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night?

C:*confused* Maybe

M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.

by Duck Butter McGee November 15, 2012

green-eyed monster

jealousy, envy

The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.

by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2011

one eyed monster

when you moon someone with ur buttcheeks stretched appart so that your victim stares right into the hole or "eye". if two people do it its a two eyed monster, if three, its a 3 eyed monster, so on...

also it could mean a penis

he gave me a one eyed monster yesterday, lets give him a 3-eyed monster tonight to get him back

by Flump August 21, 2006