Maria Jesús

Yisus is the most charming and pretty girl in the universe. You will love being with her anywhere and anytime. Looks like Harry Potter but sexy. SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I LOVE IT. Totally girlfriend material.

With the purchase of a Maria Jesús you will get a free Cookie (did u get it?)

by mortadela666 November 24, 2021

Maria

Fucking hates this trend!

Maria "Trends are lame! Humans are capable of more!!"
She's right!!

by J Johnny Johnson November 24, 2021

Mariah

Sexy, hot, irresistible, funny, and even hotter if they are a rising capricorn

Person one: yo who is that? They are so sexy, hot, irresistible, funny and it would be hot if they were a capricorn.
Person two: god that must be Mariah

by Sexypersonwhoknowseverything November 24, 2021

Maria

She got sexy big lips, good eyes healthy dark skin healthy straight/wavy hair looks younger and prettiest. Beautiful feature and personality, fantastic kisser and knows how to pleasure a man, and a loyal best friend

Maria is the most beautiful person ever she forgives and has a kind heart I want a girl like Maria

by A1.9iner November 24, 2021

maria

maria is the best friend ever. if you ever meet one, NEVER EVER let her go. she’s kind, funny and smart, AND DROP DEAD GORGOUS. she gets insecure at times but always remind her she’s pretty. if you know her your lucky but if you guys ever become close make sure to treat her like a queen bc she is one. ily maria<33.

“maria is the bestfriend i ever had!”
“maria is literally drop dead gorgous.”

by gab2swag November 24, 2021

Mariana

Known to be a stubborn, difficult, crazy person. She is known for always being the victim and never at fault. She is seen as someone who is obsessed with herself and thinks anyone she doesn’t like has an obsession with her. Mariana is also known for switching up peoples words and loving drama.

If you switch up my words again you’ll be known as a mariana!

by Cardiovascularb November 24, 2021

Maria

Maria is a refined, and classy soul. Often, you can find her fast pace walking on a windy night. Typically, her phone dies, and she has no idea where to go from there. Maria loves driving fast, and parking in front of a Johnny pump. She is extremely analytical, and always punching numbers. Maria never holds back in questioning “What’s wrong with you?” She is also an American actress, producer, and fashion designer. Better known for her role on the HBO show Sex and the City. Maria truly is the Sara Jessica Parker of our time.

Is that a Maria? What’s she doing here? Maria is a sight to see.

by a_typicaltina November 24, 2021