Adjective used to describe something that is at once benign and profoundly uncool. It is neither greatly bad, nor greatly good; it is fluff, kind of gross, and appeals to very few. While available everywhere, you know no one who likes something that can be described as Crystal Light. See "Call Your Girlfriend" video by Robyn-- this video is Crystal Light.
"Hey did you see that new Robyn video?"
"No, is it good?"
"No, man she is weird. And the video is so freaking Crystal Light."
OR
"I would go to your party, but I think it is going to be Crystal Light as hell and I don't want to waste my Saturday."
"No, is it good?"
"No, man she is weird. And the video is so freaking Crystal Light."
OR
"I would go to your party, but I think it is going to be Crystal Light as hell and I don't want to waste my Saturday."
by Perky Later and Nut Meg September 14, 2012
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by Hansda December 20, 2013
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• light
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Similar to the Purple Heart in the military, the Red Light Heart is sleeping with all US Military branches (Air Force,
Army, Coast Guard, Marine Corps, Navy).
Army, Coast Guard, Marine Corps, Navy).
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Get the Strobe Light mug.A buddy that is light headed. Usually refering to someone with a lack of education that is really close to the smarter one. May be a best friend with a low education next to a Yale Grad student.
by Momommmop December 3, 2007
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Passenger: Do you think we'll make it through the upcoming green light before it changes?
Driver: Nope, the idiot in front of me is going light speed.
Driver: Nope, the idiot in front of me is going light speed.
by Valet Parking Hater January 21, 2015
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What kind of ASSHOLE you are.
The US MARSHALLS arrest of perpetrators definition. The very ruining of all the distributive marketing of SHAWK BLUEBIRD including their plan. See next definition . DYHALSB
What kind of ASSHOLE you are.
The US MARSHALLS arrest of perpetrators definition. The very ruining of all the distributive marketing of SHAWK BLUEBIRD including their plan. See next definition . DYHALSB
DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER? (ASSHOLE) on you as you are going to prison to get a lot of TRAINING?. TMFLZ
DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER? , (ASSHOLE,) ,,the dry , spitred, tight or lubed up.
DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER? AS they are going to steal your property. Not if ELON has anything to do with it as TESLA IS A STEAL as it gives you PEACE OF MIND.
DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER? , (ASSHOLE,) ,,the dry , spitred, tight or lubed up.
DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER? AS they are going to steal your property. Not if ELON has anything to do with it as TESLA IS A STEAL as it gives you PEACE OF MIND.
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