king krust

King Krust is a commonly used nickname for crusty people

Oh look, its King Krust

by Shadow..... December 22, 2018

cutlery king

A person who always has a full set cutlery on them.

Charles: Damn it! I don't have any cutlery; how will I eat this lasagna?
Archibald: Do not distress Charles! I have so much cutlery!
Charley: Thanks Archie! You are such a Cutlery King! Now I can consume my lasagna.

by "jennybear" June 18, 2023

OFND King

5 head

damn OFND King you got a fat ass foe head

by bigassfoehead October 11, 2022

Barber King

Your average run of the mill middle aged barber. Often referred to as BK for short. Usually resides in a rural area where there is in fact no kingdom for one to rule. Often has an affinity for exaggeration and poor recollection of actual events. Haircuts are subpar at best.

like the new Doo? Nod to the Barber King.

by NinaHartley March 19, 2017

spine king

A really creepy guy that gives you the shivers, Or a really drunk contest with a guy and his mates and the guy is the last one standing.

Spine king. Dude dont sit down am gona end up falling after this last swag.

by jodi............ December 3, 2013

Washed King

Someone who is a damn king but is caught in a trance of doing some legitimately fried shit by means of intoxication or sleep deprivation

Trevie: That fool Evan got fucked up last night and bought the whole bar rounds of shots

Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King

by neighborhoodasshole April 12, 2022

King Poland

A narcissistic boomer who happens to lead the sovereign nation known as Poland. Please avoid at all costs.

Person 1: Damn why he so damn narcissistic?
Person 2: He's Probably King Poland

by Shell101 January 25, 2021