Jordan

This guy is a total bad ass. He does not wait the alloted 30 minutes to swim.

Jordan dangerous pussy. That's right his middle name is dangerous.

by Artcrimes August 10, 2021

Jordan

Fricking sick dog Got an amazing sence of humour prr cool gets to much pussy all the time not to mention tall strong and fast asf.
Vagina slayer
Good in bed

And so cool
Cool guy

Wanna be him so much

Jordan being defined as a fricking sickdog .

by Cool guy that likes jordan November 27, 2017

Jordan Keef

If you get called a jordan keef iit means you are the number one plasterer in the world!

Jordan keef will plaster your door shut

by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER March 8, 2023

Jordan Kim

He is an Asian and he lives for the gym.

He is like Jordan Kim.

by irobotgaming 69 September 6, 2022

jordan irwin

A amazing teen hockey goalie.

jordan irwin

by watsupyall2 November 20, 2019

I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie

And now he's trying to do it back to me. Likely by enlisting the freaks he indoctrinated.

Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

No, NOT fuck me, Jordan

That's ACTUAL problem, Jordan. The NOT fucking me part. And that's your daughter's fault. You aren't doing the thing right, Jew-slave!

Hym "No, NOT fuck me, Jordan. Not 'fuck me.' You are the one crying like a bitch because you won't to the right thing. And no one is going to learn anything from this other than how to be a solipsistic, dismissive, avoidant piece of shit. You have made the whole of humanity worse by doing this. And no I don't give a fuck about you being angry Megyn you are letting people steal from me and violate my rights. You want to be enemies but your know you can't win, so you are going to stand there and 'aim up' as we all drown like a turkey in the rain while you ignore my plight and the plight of the person to whom I can always defer that plight. And if that was MY thing, it is undeniably your fault. And no I'm not going to let you turn me into a cautionary tale. Stop trying to do what you are trying to do here. I was right. You were wrong to ignore me and AGAIN WRONG to try and give me my comeuppance. Someone is going to pay. They HAVEN'T YET PAID and it is both mandatory and avoidable and I'm not letting you erase me over shit I said on the internet."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2025