Jordan

A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy

Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Jordan

A very normal human being that is named jordan can either be a girl or a boy but if its a boy stay away from him he's most likely weird and dyslexic.

Person 1:Wanna meet Jordan he's some guy i just met

Person 2: no...

by Mayo_nice September 18, 2022

Jordan

The cutest guy in the world. Every time you see him, you’ll be awestruck by how cute he is.

Oh my god, is that Jordan! He’s so cute!

by doobielicious February 19, 2021

Jordan Bennet

The act of having relations with an autistic person and making bo2 zombie noises to communicate

“I just want someone to gimme the ol’ Jordan Bennet”

by Peeweevle’s December 20, 2021

Jordan

A bum that sucks at basketball

Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)

by Dixie Normas 69420 August 6, 2021

the Michael Jordan of

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports

Messi is the Michael Jordan of football

by d3adp0ol23 January 31, 2024

Jordan

Jordan a hot sexy beast. Is a beast at soccer and get all the ladies

Damn that must be a Jordan!

by Gappy Jo October 24, 2015