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Jam Jar

The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"

"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".

"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"

"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"

"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"

Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
by Neville Fkn Bartos October 4, 2016
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Jammed Finger

The 2# worst pain of all time (next to stubbed toe). When you are playing football and the ball hits the end of your finger and pushes the finger in and sometimes breaks it.
James: Throw me the ball
Kyle: *throws it
James: ah fuck I got a jammed finger
by Skibidi toilet lover November 13, 2023
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Jam Job

Like a blow job or hand job except it involves jam. Just dip the penis into your favourite jam (jelly works too) and then proceed with a job. A hand job is very sticky and makes a mess so this is best done blowie style.
"I gave my first jam job last night, I used strawberry"
by AlienAdultFilmsXXX April 20, 2014
mugGet the Jam Jobmug.

jammed up badly

Jammed Up Badly when your in a bad situation that makes you rethink your decision that’s Jams you up
Crocodile Shim Blew That girls back out last night she got jammed up Badly

Buddy From Home Jammed Up a family of 4 Badly, it’s a rough scene

The Boys Got Jammed up badly on shim’s last night, they were ripping
by Shim Shady March 27, 2024
mugGet the jammed up badlymug.

Jam RP

Feeling like the anime main character, even tho you are embarrassing yourself.
He does so much Jam RP recently
by Solid_jai July 31, 2024
mugGet the Jam RPmug.

jam hambler

when you be jam hamblering
I like to indulge in the jam hamblering before bed
by THE jam hambler January 5, 2022
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sweet jam

The sweaty build up between the ball sack and anus.
Jane was giving the junk some attention and her fingers slipped in the sweet jam
by Yakaboo February 20, 2015
mugGet the sweet jammug.

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