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6th february 

On this day a very smart and intelligent person was born.
The most knowledgeable person ever known.
"It's my friends birthday today"
"Whattt your so lucky to have a 6th February friend"
"I wish I had a friend like that"
6th february by Girlpoints November 8, 2020

14 February 

If your born on this day your so fucking flirty omg. And like stop being such an attention seeker NAMDLYLGL.
I was born on the 14 February

No Faggot February 

This is the month where you cannot say faggot , faguette , and other form of offensive gay terms. If said you will have to eat your homies ass
“Yooo wassup FAGGOT!” - Jerald
“You can’t say that it’s No Faggot February.” - Mutombe
“Aight faggot ig ima eatcha ass.” - Jerald

No fap February

U can not cum through February

No touching urself or having sex

You have to get ready so it starts on

The 30th of January

ONLY LEGENDS SURVIVE
GOOD LUCK
Omg dude it’s no fap February
No fap February by Nitemiser January 27, 2019

24th february 

if you are born on this day (specifically in 2004 in dublin and have the last name foley) you are the most amazing thing that could happen to someone. anyone who is lucky enough to get you should keep you. you are really handsome and tall and have amazing skills and talents. you’re super sweet and kind and caring and you’re most likely the therapist friend as you have been through a lot yourself and want to help others and fix their problems. you don’t deserve what you’ve been through at all you deserve the best and more. I hope some day someone gives it to u and you’ll be truly happy. People born on this day usually find someone just as broken around the age 16 and they’d mend each other slowly as much as they can. Very commonly bisexual as well! they light up the room when they walk in and cheer people up easily and always try their hardest to.
person one: wow that guy with the second name foley and born in dublin on 24th February is so hot
zofie: back off he’s mine
24th february by IsMaithLiomCraic January 15, 2021

factorial february 

When you masturbate n! times. n meaning the current day in February. Similar to Destroy Dick December, just deadlier.
It's the 29th of February, so I have to jerk 29! times 8841762000000000000000000000000 times. Yay! Well, factorial February was fun, but my balls are dead.