long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face

Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.

by Salty capt. January 26, 2018

Trump Fade

The Trump Fade occurs when Donald J. Trump opens his gumpers spouting nonsense about economics, causing the dollar index to jump. Then, less than 24 hours later, the dollar gets shit on again.

Did you guys watch that Trump Fade? I made like 100 pips

by FruityFrito January 26, 2018

Cock faced pig fucker

It's a pig with a cock on the face and he or she is a fucking liar.

You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad

You cock faced pig fucker get,out of bed.

by Chloe Mcburger May 19, 2018

shit faced

A combination of shithead and fuckface. Means someone who is stupid, assholish, resembling a shitface.

I was such a shit faced person because I was so lazy to do any work today!

by pornuser May 20, 2018

Quokka-faced

An eager, happy but mindless expression on the face. All the lights are on but no one is home.

The Bouan-Bathor stared quokka-faced at Cara Delvingne and tried to make her wear the stupid hat.

by Fred Bigley June 9, 2018

Shit faced

Shit faced

When drinking too much or smoking too much the person becomes so fucked they call him/her shit faced

by lil pipe June 23, 2018

Open-faced sandwich

When two dudes are getting a blow job at the same time.

Bobby and Johnny called over Becky to give her an open-faced sandwich as she satiable appetite for cock.

by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018