Do a Kwan

The act of going to have a wank in the school toilets.

Joe: Where are you off Ieuan
Ieuan: I'm off to do a Kwan
Joe: Well done Lad

by Cunt2001 June 6, 2017

doing a spro

Inconsistency in tracking macro's and turn up to training sessions. Spro's have also been known to give training advice.

Doing a Spro is Training 11 times in 6months, or having a diet consisting of 4% protein, 30% carbs, 66% fat, 1g fiber.

Regular excuses used by spro's are I had to go into work, my shoulder, my back.

Training advice given by spro's is generally supported by the fact they have sat and watched champions from their couch.

by Southsideviking January 19, 2015

doodle do

Goofball, weirdo, airhead

You are a doodle do

by Swagz January 28, 2017

Doing A Josh

That moment in tarkov when your in a gun fight but your teammate's extracting

Damb he really do be Doing A Josh

by wasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasd August 23, 2020

Doing a Kit

When you purposely put your dick in an ass then say it was an accident

Reuben: Kit, stop doing a Kit
Kit: It was an accident!
Reuben: It happened twice...

by Team Oman is the best September 15, 2016

to do the Lucas

Get yourself an underaged girl, because you can’t get one in your age.

My girlfriend left me, I might have to do the Lucas.

by Lucas187 May 9, 2022

Doing a Grealish

Contributing absolutely piss all to a group task and reaping the rewards as if you were the star performer

“I can’t believe we all got an A in the group project”

“Apart from John, he’s been doing a Grealish the whole semester”

by MrCumNugget May 29, 2022