Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.

Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.

by pickled rick September 29, 2017

depressed rizz

when you get bitches by being mentally unstable enough for them to want to fix you

Henry: How the fuck did Carl get a bitch? He seemed depressed earlier.

Anthony: He used his depressed rizz to get a bitch that wants to fix him.

by farmlorn December 5, 2023

depression bagel

A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again

Person1: “i feel kind of depressed”
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”

by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021

Depression

If you have depression what is it you ask is Something that haunts you And takes. a long time to get away its like a demon of Insecurity Anxiety. Loneliness Anger And then all of that goes into your mind so it's basically like the demon goes inside your body and just accumulates that and you become it. And if you're here to talk about symptoms I'll show you some symptoms.

Symptoms of depression: Anxiety disconcentration Anger issues Lonelines.

Things that help depression: Pets like a dog a cat If you're dealing with loneliness You should get a bigger dog

If you have anxiety you should get multiple dogs like 2 3 Little dogs help with Disconcentration And also therapy helps You should try mental therapy.

Depression

by Itsok1234567 April 23, 2022

sophia depression

The feeling you get when you think about Sophia Lillis and how cute and pretty and amazing and adorable she is. Side effects are crying, wanting to meet her and hug her and tell her how much you love her, and an excesive feeling of uwu

This Sophia edits are giving me Sophia depression

by Loser 011 January 5, 2019

Depression

My love life.

Ella- “Do you have depression?”
Bella- “Yes.”
Ella- “What’s the cause?”
Bella- “My love life.”

by @bella_acc_2802 on Instagram February 17, 2020

double depression

When a person already suffering with persistent depressive disorder (pdd) gets even more depressed.

I talked to the doctor today, he said i have double depression. It isn't enough that im already depressed! Now i have depression on top of my depression! Fml!

by rider brown March 16, 2017