Michigander Cupping

The act of getting a male, grabbing him by his anus. Ripping it open, then lubricating it. putting a Stanley cup inside of it. Then you take it out so it’s loose, put plaster inside of the rectum. And then flipping him upside down, hanging him by his penis by fishing line. And then eating a bowl of cereal out of his plastered over asshole.

Pastor Allen: yo yo yo! Wanna go and pull a Michigander cupping on that girl over there?

Veto: nah bro, suit yourself!

by Qennyy May 14, 2024

Hefty Cup

A very hefty cup. Everything else is inferior.

Hey can I have a Hefty Cup?

by skeetertherat February 25, 2022

fluff cup

Is a women' beaver.

Am going in the bath to shave my fluff cup.

by Rossco76 October 23, 2014

Cup

An eldritch creature older than time itself. It skuttles around, on the walls and ceiling. searching for the sleeping child. once it has locked on its target, it begins to "consume" the child.

Me: Uh, whats that in the window?
You: Its Cup- *huge crash*

Run.

by howdidwegetherejohnw984ru32908 February 20, 2022

Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.

Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk

by largermouthbass October 28, 2021

Fisty cups

A baby’s clenched fist when they are hungry

Ohhhh he’s got the fisty cups!!! He must be hungry

by Ruthio7 September 21, 2022

Spider Cup Technology

A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.

Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.

by Driver2900 June 7, 2020