Cold

A line from Churgney Gurgney's "SUBTERFUGE WITH LYRICS", usually being accompanied by a render of 2017x. Many people find this annoying.

Person A: "I walked out, and the whole group just stared at me, saying nothing. Cold."
Person B: "...Cold?"

by comically large hammer January 18, 2025

Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.

“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”

by Fuckedous March 15, 2018

cold cutting

the process of getting take away drinks from a coffee shop and then sitting at outside tables or on the pavement in the middle of winter to avoid paying the ridiculously high VAT rate in the UK.

Guy 1: mate i really want a coffee but im like 20p short
Guy 2: thats cool man we can just do some cold cutting at starbucks
Guy 1: but its so cold!

by .brownie March 2, 2011

cold thunder

A threat to a person that you’ll absolutely fuck them up

1: ur so stupid
2: shut up fuckass
1: you about to feel this cold thunder

by botnigs October 28, 2023

Cold War

A rivalry between the Soviets and the Americans ,starting 1st of January 1947 and ending 1st of January 1991

A War that does not escalate a lot of heat (as in military attention)

The cold war started in 1947

The two countries are having a cold war

by SomeNoobOnTheInternet June 30, 2019

Cold Tea Day

A day where you are so busy that you let your tea go cold without realising.

It was a cold tea day.

by Tea_Lady April 8, 2025

Cold

lacking a warmup, temporarily rusty due to inactivity.

Person1: "Bro you missing your shots."

Person2: "I just got on im cold, need to warmup."

by FonutYt October 11, 2021