beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.

After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.

by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022

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Beading

To cheat at a game, especially at chess, especially with vibrating anal beads.

The champion lost to a 19 year old with the black pieces? I'm pretty sure he was beading.

by BBrokenG October 2, 2022

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bead

to bead someone

Winning a match using anal beads as a cheating device.

Fabio: "Cüs! Can't believe Hans bead Magnus."
Daniel: "He improved a lot lately, that's more than impressive!"
Ian: "I heard rattling coming from his seat, something is fishy"

by CagnusArlsen October 5, 2022

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bead corn

A corn cob made of beads and pipe cleaners

Hey Betsy Sue, that the best darn bead corn this side of the railroad tracks.

by Hayyluv October 5, 2022

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Beardbro

He can't wait to tell you about his paleo diet. He can't wait to tell you about the latest IPA he drank. He memorizes hip-hop phrases and spits them out at random times: "Bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks" etc etc. He's very proud to present his wife a signed Hamilton poster, and you know as well as I that his wife Stans Harry Potter. He's a Beardbro. A basic white human male.

That Beardbro I know won't shut the fuck up about sous-vide. He's starting to piss me off.

by MelancoliaEye January 8, 2023

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