johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Bulletproof Baby

This term originates from when any mom carrying a baby or pushing a baby stroller feels so entitled to space that she becomes immune from all danger or trouble. For example: When she is in a crowded shopping mall and she just barges straight thru all the people, like she is DARING someone to bump into to her or the baby. Also very common is for her to just walk right out into traffic without looking for cars, i.e. because she "has a baby". It is assumed this entitlement comes from the social factor that anybody harming the baby would be at fault, even though baby momma is acting recklessly. It may also happen because baby momma assumes if the baby gets hurt, she will have a big financial payout. This may be why bulletproof baby syndrome often occurs more in lower income areas, but still can happen in any economic strata.

Check out baby momma walking out into traffic without looking ........guess she's got bulletproof baby with her in the stroller , so she's the terminator now.

by SirWonky July 18, 2017

baby hollerable

A word that a cougar uses to describe a very attractive young man that she is interested in.

I was substituting for a class today, and I had a few baby hollerables in the class.

I need to find me some baby hollerables tonight.

by pseudo intellectual neurotic June 19, 2010

Beef baby

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.

1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby

by Siren09876 September 7, 2021

Glue Baby

When two adults with kids get together bundling half and step brothers & sisters together with not a lot on common, so they have a baby to glue the family together. A glue baby.

#: What do you mean your brother and sister have the same mum and dad as you?
#: ahhh, one comes from each, I'm just the glue baby, I hold it all together.

by missfrancis February 24, 2015

dinosaur baby

similar to a rainbow baby, a dinosaur baby is a baby that happened after something. in this case, a dinosaur baby is the result after a failed abortion. they're the child you did not want. the abortion failed. good luck.

"he's definitely a dinosaur baby. his mom doesn't even love him!"
"fr"

by urfavgirlie August 8, 2023

Baby brick

A quarter pound

I just bought a baby brick & im about to flip it

by QueenGeeba July 6, 2016