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Dirty Woods

The act of screaming I’m an onion Mason while nutting
Beth did a Dirty Woods on Ben
by Mc retard April 9, 2021
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Wood

A very hard, long, and strong penis that penetrates with ease and leaves a mark
His wood was supper long and strong.
by Beanur_hype June 16, 2017
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Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.
Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.
by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016
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THE WOOD

When you grab a thick piece of wood and shove it in your girls ass when you are fucking her
Dude me and your girl did the wood last night
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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Jonjo woods

by Monkeyguy20 October 6, 2025
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Will Wood

Will Wood (stage name) is an absolute menace of a man who resides somewhere deep in the heart of New Jersey. Wood is a man of many talents, some including singer, songwriter, performer, and standup comedian (probably). He has released four albums (two with his band Will Wood and the Tapeworms): Everything is a Lot, Self-Ish, The Normal Album, and In Case I Make It. He might have a daughter, and he doesn't his fans (i promise).
Person 1: Hey, what song are you listening to?

Person 2: My favorite song, Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, Ny by Will Wood and the Tapeworms!
by Jim Carrey from Liar Liar October 14, 2022
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Wood Hammer

When a femme-dom has her cuck tied up on the floor, she has her other partner stand over him, and she slaps the cuck with his dick, in a hammer type motion.
My mistress gave me the wood hammer last night, and I weirdly loved it.
by Sickfuckers July 10, 2022
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