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hanging turkey

When you're walking or hiking and have to pee but can't afford to stop, so you turn around and start walking backwards so that you can pee while you walk without getting pee on yourself. The maneuver is named after your exposed cock and balls resembling a turkey beak and waddle. Also called a "walking turkey" or "hanging donkey."
I had to pee during that marathon but didn't want to lose any time, so I turned around and pulled a lil' hanging turkey.
by relentlessbukkake September 1, 2022
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Dead-set turkey

Someone who acts like an idiot for laughs, all of the time, and will most likely never mature, but is otherwise harmless to fellow humans.
That mate of mine Pete throws his dog's shit straight over the neighbour's fence and into their pool, he's a dead-set turkey, honestly.
by Stool_pidgun October 16, 2023
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Catching the crazy turkey

Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.
Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.
by Flynt Cole December 13, 2014
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turkey call

I would love to give that bitch a turkey call
by armamilfs April 18, 2024
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Turkey

“Yo a straight turkey” like wtf that even
by PhillycantfwBmore April 25, 2020
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filthy turkey

FIL-THEE TURK-KEE(NOUN)

1. A very dangerous and Honduran sexual act.

2. When a man/stud holds his/her partner by the legs add if they were a wheelbarrow while inserting his/her penis/strap into their partner's vagina and then immediately into their partner's butthole, while the partner is simultaneously spits at his/her feet.

EX.) Last night was a blast because Jennifer gave me some filthy Turkey.
Jose gives the best filthy Turkeys.
by PEACOCK DANGEROUS July 18, 2019
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plumb tip turkey neck

by Cheeky-Bastard November 17, 2016
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