He is a German Artist... JK he is actually my brother, he’s really cool and took me fishing yesterday (:
by Steel toe man November 30, 2020
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So Leo showed me a video of jared and joe like fist fighting and i saw it was from december 22nd so i was like omg i was snap chatting jared then that’s so funny blab blah whatever. and then jared was like yeah that was night christain and morgan we’re getting it on right there on my couch and i like laughed it off whatever.
THEN I REALIZED
christian has the audacity. to literally. Tell me how he’s in love with me, i’m the only girl ever, all the blah blah nonsense. Then when i hang out with jared he freaks, proceeding to call me a dumb slut and that i’m the only girl ever blah blah. all while he was getting on with morgan only three nights before. now that my friend, is a classic christian
THEN I REALIZED
christian has the audacity. to literally. Tell me how he’s in love with me, i’m the only girl ever, all the blah blah nonsense. Then when i hang out with jared he freaks, proceeding to call me a dumb slut and that i’m the only girl ever blah blah. all while he was getting on with morgan only three nights before. now that my friend, is a classic christian
by anonymous 75639 April 29, 2020
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020
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don’t be such a christian
by person2323 May 22, 2020
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Get the christian honk mug.Christian is a very amazing person and friends to he’s gf/bf. He’s very popular and has a lot of friends but says he doesn’t. Everyone cares so much about him even though he thinks people don’t. He’s strong, very loved, brightens everyone’s day. Makes everyone laugh and wants to be friends with him. He has the best personality. He is very very cute. He is a very soft guy and takes things to heart. But when it comes to girls, he is very bad at keeping promises and hurting people. But is very loving and caring to his girlfriends.If you ever have a Christian don’t let him go.
Christian he an amazing person.
by Anonymous 2567 May 31, 2020
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