cum spigot

Noun used to insultingly refer to usually a sister's boyfriend.

Why the hell are you bringing your cum spigot to my birthday celebration?

by ABCD February 20, 2005

cum-plumber

a. someone who gives head a lot, or is good at giving head.

b. an insult similar to "cock-sucker".

a. oh hell yeah, man, a real cum-plumber, that one!

b. watch where you're goin', cum-plumber!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

cum dingo

When one let's a canine lick his testicles then procedes to ejaculating on the very same creature.

I was bored last night and whatched an olsen twins movie while getting a cum dingo.

by primo c.moris June 24, 2008

Inception cum

placing the thought of cumming inside someones head, and making them cum randomly all of a sudden.

I was walking down the street and someone inception cummed me and I had to run home because I came in my pants.

by bevll December 12, 2010

cum glo

Cumming over someone's face after drinking Sunkist giving them an Donald Trump facial leaving them with an orange glow

There goes Melania Trump with the cum glo of 1000 suns.

by He_man88 June 3, 2016

Frustrated Cum

Frustrated cum would be when your having gay sex, yet you yourself are straight. But, you have to please dumbledore, your headmaster, and your daddy. So you try your hardest -- but in the end all that comes out is one small, pathetic spurt, as dumbldore sighs at the sight of your pathetic, flaccid duck.

Ron Weasley caught Harry Potter with his pants down, awkwardly gripping his dick in front of Hagrid.

"Bloody hell!" Ron said, staring at Harry's frustrated cum.

by xxxantichristxxx July 8, 2016

Cum Swaddle

When you fuck a pregnant chick and cum on the baby. When the baby gets delivered, it is wrapped in a swaddle of cum.

"Dude, I fucked a pregnant chick and gave her baby a cum swaddle," said Lil' Wayne

by Bobby Harrison December 19, 2010