magical Dorito

Some thing I say when I’m defining bill cipher

Me: and then there is a magical Dorito who tried to kill these kids

Anyone who hasn’t seen gravity Falls: ??????

by Ze Zoo Za November 27, 2022

Whore magic

Calculated seductive moves mixed with an unseen force some woman posess to make men lose all common sense and give into her evil ways.

I kept telling her i didnt want a relationship, yet she kept on trying her whore magic on me. Im better than that voodoo sorcery

by Spanacus March 17, 2022

magic bells

when your balls are so big they hit eachother like two bells (i definitely didnt make that up)

guy 1: dude i cant jump rn
guy 2: why
guy 1: my magic bells keep clapping together
guy 2: nahhh 💀

by skylikesguns February 20, 2024

magic cube

A strange word you use to make fun of your friends.

Don't you know what magic cube is?

by Twinkles28 May 19, 2020

•Magical•

Magical Is the bestest-westest person ever!She is a great person and is very kind<3

I LOVE YOU •MAGICAL•!

by ^_S.I.U_^ March 15, 2022

solo magic

A modern slang term for masturbation, usually dropped when someone wants to admit it without saying it outright. It hits that ironic 2020s tone where everything sounds like a side quest, a ritual, or a personal buff. If someone says they’re doing "solo magic," just mind your business.

"Bro don’t open my door, I’m busy doing solo magic."

by whatisthenip November 24, 2025

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024