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Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.
Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018
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My baely

My baely is a person of which people(me) love so so much. Saying this as "My baely" the persons(me) one and only.
"I love My baely so so much" Said Coxy...
by Coxy B) January 7, 2022
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Poo In My Shoe

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!
by goongangginggan August 24, 2022
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oh my knob

Oh my Knob is a phrase taken from timed where the school would not let you curse openly. The prase its self is a classin word play of "oh my god" but 'God' is replaced with Life 'Knob' to not break that sacred 3rd amendment. 'Knob' is a slag word for dick which id a word that would not be allowed on school grounds except for lil richard. So what your really saying is "OH MY DICK" but with a clean word for dick.
"Hey billy do your math homework?"

"Oh my knob i forgot!"
by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018
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MY HEART

first 2 words of a meme that went viral. starting on TikTok.
"MY HEART, I LOVED HER"
by insertanamehere August 8, 2021
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Corn on my cob

When you get done with anal and your have bits of “corn on your cob”
He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
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I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019
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