Snuggle on my crotch

Sleep with me

Will you snuggle on my crotch?

by B4NG June 8, 2018

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

fluff my bunny

To brownnose to over complement...

You don't got to fluff my bunny....

by Zoey Ann Archy September 18, 2023

Putting my face on

applying make-up... simples!

I'll be 20 minutes!! I'm just putting my face on!

by tetcha November 26, 2013

float my boat

Im going to go float my boat.

Let’s go float my boat.

by Gypsy818 July 19, 2024

Gettin my Hoj on

Repeatedly owning yourself on the internet for a minimum of 96 straight hours

Just gettin my Hoj on showing these libs the truth about Pizzagate

by Carlos Mencia Tha Gawd July 9, 2018