I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Kiss On My List

My friends wonder why I call you all the time
What can I say
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no, I know I'm right, alright
I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice

When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights

I go crazy wondering what there is to really see
Did the night just take up your time, 'cause it means more to me
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing

I don't forget what I want, what I want
Regret what I've done, regret you, I couldn't go on

But if you insist on knowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I'll tell you why

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights

I really miss you babe

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life

Kiss On My List

by Death Menace July 16, 2023

its my do you have

its my do you have is an ancient religion that has been hidden from the public eye for too long. we are bringing it back. on the count of 3, everyone say ITS MY DO YOU HAVE

*parachute guy

its my do you have

by books made of October 6, 2021

tata my chance

When you fucked up

Jerry I tata my chance with that girl when I asked her out

by Galatasaray21 July 31, 2023

throw my kids in the pool

To take a shit

Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool

by PhilosoFerd September 7, 2023

On Gizzy my Nizzy

An adjacent and racially insensitive phrase to “On God my N*gga”

J’Lamar: On God this weed is fye
Josh: On Gizzy my Nizzy

by Underthenizzletoe May 7, 2024

Oh my gushness

1. When you’re banging your lady and she starts to gush (cum or urine if you’re nasty).

2. When you’re giving it to your man and your cum mixes with the lube and gushes out.

Leanna: ‘Oh my gushness Jasmine, last night Leon made me pour like waterfall’

Pedro: ‘I rode him so hard until he moaned “oh my gushness, I’m gushing.”’

by Wyatt_define July 7, 2024