Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

by Majkimus September 17, 2023

Griddy my ass

Do the Griddy with holding the middle finger up

Hey asshole Griddy my ass

by Gucci gian September 14, 2023

Chub Ass

A very obese individual ( weighs over 350 lbs)

Jason is a chub ass

by monotja25 July 6, 2025

twatty ass

when someone is being annoying, rude and bitchy they are being a twatty ass

stop being a twatty ass

by idjfjfn May 4, 2019

My ass

Your ass if something that you have on your bottom if your a girl then you know what’s going up there if your a guy then your lucky

My ass likes big dick mmmm feels good

by Toxic._.Zack January 12, 2021

Ass Seat

When yo ass land and cant get up cause you landed in the backrooms on a shitmountain .

Or you call someone this cause there such a asian ass seat

Yo i just did an Ass Seat

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 10, 2023

skipping hella ass

the perfect way to get all the guys. you put that ass on the ground and bounce on that booty like its a bouncy ball. watching this intricate dance move puts you in a daze, one you can't escape from till the booty bouncing is completed.

skipping hella ass till the day I die

by AssSkipper3000 June 7, 2015