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My dick

Too small

We all know it
My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.
by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018
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my nizzy

by Stevenizzle September 22, 2019
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Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014
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that's my excuse

when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.
yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy
by Marty5 April 7, 2013
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be my dandelion

a way to show love for someone like a pickup line
by mintyzfnr September 25, 2022
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fo shizzle my nizzo

You seen them new J23s? Fo shizzle my nizzo, an' I'ma cop them joints too.
by Kisha September 15, 2003
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Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job
OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!
by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020
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