help my teenager hates me

....Its a south park episode. wtf r u searching this up for?? btw no offense to teens :)

today, i watched that new sp episode, "help my teenager hates me"

by urban.ass August 2, 2023

Ahh my achilles tendon

A pharse you say when you get an injury while you play football

Matty went down when Jack kicked him and screamed ahh my achilles tendon

by Jake_5599 June 6, 2022

MY LOVER

My lover is such an handsome person, and when i say that they’re handsome, they’re really handsome.

“hey, how you doin?”
“I’m so happy, i found my lover”

by kakakakaksjajskakakxk July 23, 2021

Don’t spill in my lap

Don’t ruin the surprise for me.

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap

by Collamrach October 27, 2020

my joint backdrafted

When you take a hit on a joint and it flames up in the middle and the tip.

I took a hit and my joint backdrafted and nearly burnt my my lip.

by MaBH January 21, 2024

suck my wanker

Meaning "Suck my penis" in slang.

Issac: Suck my wanker. Me: Shutup

by Issacthebootyhole December 22, 2016

take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024