Fat Dick Boy Called Eric

The best geezer in the world (factually)

"I am (a) Fat Dick Boy Called Eric."

by fat dick boy called eric November 21, 2023

andrei has a big dick

Andrei does indeed have a massive magnum sized shlong

dam Andrei has a big dick

by jgfthjhgfjhgffghj November 21, 2023

Aydens Dick

Super small like I mean super super super small u need a microscope to see his shit

Aydens dick is like a shrimp!

by Hhhghujjjj November 21, 2023

Tender dick

Overly mad/sad ‘bout a bitch.

This tender dick ass nigga just put a hole in the wall cause of sum his ho said.

by bihyousick November 22, 2023

Dick Heads

Fucking bitches that wont leave you alone. They wont shut the fuck up during class and calls everyone lesbians even though they are the ones feeling each others thighs. They need to shut their big ass mouths and shove their opinions up their ass. Don't think I dont remember that time you cried because you got kicked out of class A.MCKNIGHT. Don't even get me started with A's stupid little gang C.GHOST, S.SINHA, O.ROODENBURG. If they just died or even shut up their little mouths the world would be a better place. 'Hi watermelon sugar' SHUT THE FUCK UP S. JUST BECAUSE I LIKE A SINGER DOSENT MEAN THAT THAT IS MY WHOLE PERSIONALITY.

in conclusion

A.MCKNIGHT, C.GHOST, S.SINHA and O.ROODENBURG need to shut there big mouths and eat shit.

A.MCKNIGHT? C.GHOST? O.ROODENBURG? S.SINHA? Yeah they are Dick Heads.

by anonomoys.sea.o November 23, 2023

Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.

Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”

by GMSsvage November 23, 2023

Dick Slit

Vulgar term for the meatus. Dick Slit is the urinary meatus. The opening of the urethra, located on the penis glans in males. Men either shoot out a relaxing piss or a bust a nut and shoot amazing sperm loads out of the Dick Eye!

Bro. I nutted so much cum out of my dick slit last night. Love beating my cock to porn whores.

by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023