Queef of the ass

Queef of the ass means you shit your asshole off to the point it sounds like a queef.

I heard Meghan on the toilet yesterday, she must’ve had a queef of the ass!

by Poudussy September 22, 2021

Dyslexic ass bitch

Me nigga my name is alec campione qnd I am a dyslexic bitch.

Alec campione is a dyslexic ass bitch

by Alec campione March 11, 2019

ass quicker

is a combination of testosterone stupidity at an altime high and a new form af male pms...only men with the name johnathan can posses this name

johnathan is an ass quicker!!!

by michelle dexter December 28, 2007

blast ass

When youre taking a dump and when you push you release a spray of watery hershy squirts

I was taking a dump,and had some serious blast ass

by Shooshmaster January 18, 2015

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 1, 2022

Pancake Ass

On this day you slap your friends ass. But only if they are flatter than a pancake.

Jason: * slaps Alex’s ass
Alex: Hey. What did you do that for!

Jason: You have a pancake ass!
Alex: Oh okay 👍🏽

by Lil Pancake 🥞 November 18, 2019

lying-assed

Having one's ass loaded down with such a heavy burden of the lies told about them that it drags on the ground.

"Poor lying-assed Dr. Fauci. When scumbags like Rand Paul pile their lies on his ass, it's a wonder he can move at all, much less move at the speed he does to serve America and the world as he fights against the terrible COVID-19 plague."

by Arcadia Berger January 26, 2022