My Boy Bauer

A guy who pipes an unusual amount of females and drinks like a dog. Tends to touch when fried. Interesting man.

My boy bauer is coming to fuck shit up.

by Bauersendy December 19, 2025

Let me sing you the song of my people

Metis nation ontario, Best example;

Youtube.com
So I Married and Axe Murderer" If you think Im sexy.

Let me sing you the song of my people.

by Modern Women December 22, 2025

swear to my days

A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.

Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.

Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha

“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”

“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”

“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”

by tiredofswearingtodays December 24, 2025

my father

someone who is greater than you...

I would never pay forty dollars for a night with Mary, but my father would...

by jayg244 December 24, 2025

My nans a hotel

Pretending ur gonna do something, it’s a reference to a song where they pretend to go into a car they didn’t own

Guy: told her I was gonna block every girl for her 😂 my nans a hotel

by Ezinio December 26, 2025

B on my neck

noun / phrase
Usually a cry for help. A coded or slang phrase used to hint that someone is experiencing physical abuse from their boyfriend, often referencing visible marks on the neck. The phrase is sometimes used to avoid directly saying what’s happening, especially around friends or online.

“People noticed the marks and knew something was wrong when she said she had a ‘B on my neck.’”

by bonmyneck December 29, 2025

stop fucking my back

when someone is always annoying you.

“matthew stop fucking my back!”

by dipshitter January 3, 2026