An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 01, 2022
by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 23, 2021
A ugly ass fat bitch who thinks shes the shit but shes not self diagnosis and is a fat bitch who causes earthquakes when she walks and thought it would be a good idea to shave her head with her round ass looking self looking like an egg shes so ugly that mirrors brake when she's even near then she looks so horrific that when she gos near any kid they have a meltdown and the elders die of a heart attack.
by F u kori January 04, 2024
by Nyrac July 22, 2023
When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.
by Deep sphincter February 26, 2018
Mark:Did you have fun lastnight mary?
Mary:Yes, it was the greatest ass-plund ever!
Mark:Good, would you like to do it again tonight?
Mary:Yes, it was the greatest ass-plund ever!
Mark:Good, would you like to do it again tonight?
by HypnotiX July 01, 2006
by Kyle the best bitch December 17, 2023