Cyber Dick

a person who acts like a dick when talking on text or aim or facebook chat, but they are actually pretty nice in person.

aim conversation:

1stperson: heyy
cyberdick: hi
1stperson: whatsupp?
cyber dick: nm.

*THey go on vc*

cyberdick: heyy!!!

by cyberkez March 1, 2011

dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018

Dick

Slang for penis

The person reading this has a small dick

by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020

Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

small dick

a person who makes you feel like you are ugly

‘Razvan made me feel really ugly while we were together’
‘He must have a small dick!’

by hghghghghgg April 23, 2020

Dick

Dick is the most tasty snack or meal you will ever get.

I got back from work hungry and i checked the frige and we had nothing in the frige so i looked at my boyfreind and smiled and asked him if i could have some becuase i was hungry and he said yes so i ran up to him pulled his pants down and his underwear to find the most amazing thing a big 9 inch juicy dick and lucky for me it was cumming so much and i kepped on sucking and he keepped moaning and in the end we were both happy .

by Mrs.hungry122 October 11, 2020

Dick Trapped

when you keep attracting the same type of men

Cynthia: ''omg look at that tall handsome guy!''
nicky:''looks like your type, be careful. he might get you dick trapped.''
cynthia:'' as in, ''trapped. in the closet?''
nicky: Never dance naked on tables!

by VoidDreamWalker March 17, 2023