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womanthings 

refers to bodily parts that make (or matter most in) a woman physically, i.e. pussy and boobs, but often also includes ass (especially a nice, round juicy one).

Sing. womanthing (refers to only one of aforementioned parts)
"Have you seen Mindy Vega? Damn, now that's one spicy lady who knows how to flaunt her lovely womanthings".

"Tori's pussy is one fine womanthing".

Most (if not all) straight men can't resist the power of a well-made set of womanthings.
womanthings by womenaresosexy September 15, 2010

Womanwork 

Another word for housework. All jobs that need doing around the house that men are not required to do by law.
Not to be confused with Manwork such as beer drinking and sport watching.
"Stop moaning about how much womanwork you've got to do and just get on with it."
Womanwork by Thelaw June 20, 2013

Womanspreader 

A move of which a woman takes up 2 seats with her her bag and herself.
*a woman comes on the bus and takes up 2 seats*

Look at that womanspreader
Womanspreader by No one tbh February 11, 2017

Womanstanding

When women (usually feminists) remove facts and logic from their understanding of something, insisting that their feelings equate to truth. Typically a catalyst for having something mansplained to them.
Feminist: "He was trying to use facts and deductive reasoning skills to illustrate a point, so I told him to stop mansplaining."

Normal Person: "Perhaps it was due to your womanstanding of the issues."

Womansuming 

Somebody (typically a woman) making assumptions that everybody around them know, understand and agree with what they are thinking. This leads them to continue a conversation with this unexplained assumption which sounds odd and unfounded.
Woman: Since I could not reach you yesterday, Sandra had to ask Cindy for help who responded promptly. It wasn't nice of you.
Man: Hey, quit Womansuming and tell me who Sandra and Cindy are and what the situation is... or was.
Womansuming by tejap June 7, 2020

Womanspreading 

Like "Manspreading" but with women.

A woman taking-up extra room with her purse or bag.
Jessica: *Scoff* "James, you pig , quit Manspreading you dick."
(Mocking Jessica) James: "Jessica, you pig, quit Womanspreading."
Womanspreading by Const.Skeletor February 19, 2017