Twat Waffle

Someone who thinks their shit dont stink to the point they cant be described by any other words.

That Brittney Bitch is a complete Twat Waffle

by v for vendettaa October 7, 2022

Waffle up

A dramatic improvement to a person, situation, or thing.

She just bought her new home which has three more bedrooms and two more bathrooms, a total waffle up.

by Reubensandwich28 June 29, 2021

waffle cramp

the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina

girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her

by napper:) June 6, 2011

Twat Waffle

A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.

Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.

by MendAkin October 17, 2019

Spicey Waffle

When the female puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give head and the male cums making a mixture which they put on the females pussy and the male proceeds to lick it up.

Jack and andrew love a good spicey waffle before breakfast

by LBazz69 November 1, 2011

Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle

"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."

by Prometheus03 February 27, 2023

glint waffle

a camping no scoping sniper on call of duty

you fucking glint waffle

by camboslice September 1, 2011