Fat turkey

A turkey that is fat

Lavar is a fat turkey

by I’yauna July 16, 2020

Turkey-O

A person who lacks the will, motivation, desire, and/or ability to cook. They then resort to purchasing unhealthy fast food for every meal of their lives. The outcome of such life impacts their health and physical appearance resembling a thanksgiving turkey and the circle shape.

I can’t eat out again, I don’t want to turn into a Turkey-O.

by RealTalksHurtYourEgo July 17, 2020

Turkey

1. (noun) - someone/thing with limited vision, forbearance, or understanding of a higher concept, usually one that involves a stretch of the imagination, a leap of faith, or a general understanding beyond their capacity that others find and manage with little to no effort and unknowingly through this ignorance drag others down with them despite an inherent benefit to all parties involved.

2. (noun) - someone who cannot fly, fight, or crow in that order.

Synonyms - ignoramus

Antonym - eagles

It is impossible to soar with eagles if you are stuck with on the ground with a bunch of turkeys.

by MrEagles July 22, 2020

turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.

Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.

by inkedworker August 27, 2020

Mojive Turkey

a blackman in the ghetto going crazy...like a mojive turkey!!

he was going nuts like a mojive turkey!!!

by Lucster September 9, 2020

swamp turkey

a dirty, nasty ass ho.

stop being a swamp turkey.

by samiqueen September 14, 2020

Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020