Turkey

Turkey is good shit and it lasts a while.

The girl tried to tell everyone to stop treating turkey like the star of Thanksgiving since it was the weakest link. On her own table, she was free to treat turkey any way she wanted, just like everyone else was. Once she started preaching about other people's tables and other people's turkeys and what they should do with them like she owned their tables and turkeys, she was looking for trouble.

by Solid Mantis November 27, 2020

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Turkey

Turkey is good shit and it lasts a while.

The girl tried to tell everyone to stop treating turkey like the star of Thanksgiving since it was the weakest link. On her own table, she was free to treat turkey any way she wanted, just like everyone else was. Once she started preaching about other people's tables and other people's turkeys and what they should do with them like she owned their tables and turkeys, she was looking for trouble with everyone.

by Solid Mantis November 27, 2020

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Turkey butt

A dog who is at once lovably clever and a challenge to train or meet obedience expectations.

Owner 1: “How was your walk?”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”

by Monsieur de Miles November 28, 2020

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Tame Turkey

The boring and bland-tasting non-alcoholic beverage that the folks at AA made Duke Harris drink when he was "going through the twelve steps" to give up Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

They say that drinking Tame Turkey is the best way to "quit cold turkey" when you're addicted to Wild Turkey; I suppose that the results and statistics are debatable, depending on who you talk to.

by QuacksO November 28, 2020

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