A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.
Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.
by Mr. Kaasten August 14, 2010
by Johnson Banger January 22, 2009
by Ta'Lesha March 15, 2007
An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.
The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.
by kikanjuuneko March 10, 2007
The top coat used to smooth out textured nail polish. Also used to give nail art a finish shine to it.
by thatorchestrapotato July 15, 2017
by .............adsasdfasd September 15, 2007
When you and your boyfriend get to a red let, so you give him that sloppy zoppy toppy-3000. The gluck gluck.
Friends talking: What does top at the red light mean?
Other friend responding: Search it up on urban dictionary.
Other friend responding: Search it up on urban dictionary.
by nickiminajforprez February 17, 2021