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meat static

when you are fucking a womans hairy asshole and or vaginal sex with no protection (dry as fuck) and her ass pubes rub with you pubes and a electrical charge is produced, which then shocks your groin rocket.
scott was lucky he didnt get meat static when he was raping vanessa in her hairy ass hole with no lube.
by weiner beaner February 12, 2008
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Magic Meat

Magic Meat is the term used to describe cheap/naff meat a friend or family member brings to a BBQ. The reason being that you'll see them put their crappy meat onto the BBQ and then like magic they'll have steak on their plates 10 minutes later.

They've come with crap meat and turned it into good meat - magic meat!
Person 1 - Oh god, here comes Gary, I bet he's only bought those 20p sausages from Lidl for the BBQ again.

Person 2 - Yeah but it's strange, he puts those sausages on the BBQ yet comes back with the best steak and ribs. Magic meat at work.
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meat cleavage

Meat cleavage is when a guy's pants are either riding up or so tight that you can see his bulge through his pants.
Dude are those pants from 8th grade or something? You can totally see your meat cleavage.
by Killumslow October 29, 2007
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meat envelope

I slammed her meat envelope well.

Most everone's hands had been on her meat envelope.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
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rainbow meat

Expired meat, slowly developing all the rich colours of the visual prism.
Michelle sighed as she looked at the selection of rainbow meat; knowing there was a distinct possibility of diarhea upon consumption.
by Shar1 September 23, 2013
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Cat Meat

Food made with Cat, not of Oriental delicacy.

Microwaved Kitten, Hot Pocket Kit Kat, Hampurrrrger, Toaster Kitten Strudels.
I want Cat Meat, I want Liver, Oven, Oven Please Deliver.

Persymphony made some bangin' Cat Meat.

35 Seconds, and I kitten sent to Heaven, Feel the heat, Eat that Cat Meat!
by Anonymouse SC Raider April 12, 2008
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Gorilla meat

The Flesh Of a Gorilla as food in some African country or Asian
Gorilla Meat has been eaten in Asia And Africa Nation
by TigerWorld February 1, 2021
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