wet wizard

When somebody ejaculates into an ear.

Dan I can't hear because you gave me a wet wizard last night.

by Classified23 November 17, 2017

Wet Jenny

A girl named Jenny that slides her finger into her vagina then immediately puts it into someone's ear. This is similar to a "Wet Willy" but instead of her saliva from her mouth it is her vagina secretion.

Ha ha ha, I could feel my vagina wet so I gave him a Wet Jenny! I told him what it was and he wanted me to do it again!!!

by jennypooh August 24, 2017

Wet protection

Using a condom, basically, except that its so the girl doesnt get wet.

"Lets have sex."
"Only if you use a condom for wet protection"

by 4583phil October 10, 2008

Wet Wally

When a female inserts a man's penis in her mouth for the sole purpose to wet it with saliva so it can be inserted easier into her vagina.

Josie gave me the best Wet Wally last night.

by Megassaurus April 20, 2016

wet salad

When your girl is excretes an unusually amount of cum while one performs oral sex.

Nathan ordered a wet salad.

by Das_Booty November 19, 2019

Wet Snack

When you throw up in your throat/mouth and get to enjoy lunch a second time. You then swallow it and pretend like nothing happened. It is often times induced from a shot.

Wet Snack: A chunk of food that comes up for a second swallow.

by JayAvon February 28, 2011

wet sanchez

A combination of a wet willy and a dirty sanchez, with the offending finger being directed to the victim's ear canal, as opposed to the upper lip.

As a prank, the benefit of a wet sanchez over a dirty sanchez is that any clinging fecal material may go unnoticed for a longer period of time due to distance from the olfactory senses.

There's nothing better than spending a day at the hospital giving paraplegic patients wet sanchezes.

by Tosa July 26, 2010