by Mattxc May 14, 2015
Get the matthew xcmug. by demigoggle September 7, 2021
Get the Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academymug. Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024
Get the Matthew drinkwatermug. he is a very likable and loving person and he always be there for me hes tall tan and handsome and benches 225
by anon69586929 December 24, 2022
Get the matthewsmug. A man usually called BIG MATT by everyone including his mother, even though he is not very big in size yet very dense. he only gets the lady's that have very erotic personality's, he uses them to make GIFs that go incredibly viral. keep BIG MATT away from your ladies, you may never see them again.
by howlyprowly March 13, 2023
Get the Matthew Beauchesnemug. Colegio Nigel Matthew or CNM for short is an Arubian school that uses the dutch education system, 90% of the people at this school are Fruity af
by MassiveManBlalls December 12, 2022
Get the Colegio Nigel Matthewmug. Matthew is a computer science major and know a little Spanish I think. He is just the silliest goose and has long luscious locks and hates run on sentences. He also enjoys hitting grandmas with his car on the weekends. He also enjoys prank calling missing cat posters. If you were to punch him he wouldn't fall over, however if you sneezed on him his immune system would take the L. Common guy who enjoys making films and Eldon Ring and has negative negative rizz. Also has a Morbius body pillow
" I'm lactose intolerant"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"
by furry overlord February 2, 2023
Get the Matthewmug.