Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

i lift at home

An phrase typically made to convince someone that you work out at home when said person asks you to go to the gym with them. Effective on most people but if your numbers aren't going up then it becomes rather clear that you are a total liar.

Person 1: bro you trying to go work out tonight?
Person 2: Nah man I'm good. I lift at home most of the time.

by Juanthejumper September 3, 2016

home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

Home-ophobic

When you’re someone who doesn’t like your home or other people’s homes

That guy over there is very home-ophobic!

by ZimTheAilen June 9, 2021

Home

its where your family and best friends are at. the place that's special to you, its your favorite to go to. when youre down or feel out of order, you run back to that place with those people. you feel alive and comfortable letting the shell you have on anywhere but there break off. its the place you value, holding it in your heart.

Jabez's home is with 4k1k.

by lyseeeee <3. January 7, 2020

Kaitlyn from home depot

This is an amazing spectacular and very funny that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot

Tyrone: did you get you Kaitlyn from Home Depot yet?
Jessica/ no not yet but hopefully soon!

by Bigneckbitch November 30, 2020

Saral Home

A *warm* rug underfoot, *comfy* throws, *vibrant* cushions. The one that knows your *style* and gives you just what you need for fuss-free, *simple living*.

“Trading in my crazy weekend plans for the cozy Saral Home life.”

by Saral Home November 25, 2021