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heads down woods up

A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.
Wanna play a cheeky game of heads down woods up”
by Dufffyy December 27, 2023
mugGet the heads down woods upmug.

Ashley Wood

A absolute BMT that thinks he is bad just because he lives in thaxted
Omg is that ashley wood? Yeah he thinks he is a bad man ting
by BONERBOY3000 May 5, 2021
mugGet the Ashley Woodmug.

bullers wood

a school full of snakes, slags and neeks

at least 2 teachers have been caught for paedophilia in the last year and didn’t even have enough money to afford a cleaner

they had a protest and think they’re the shit but have yet to realise no one gives a fuckkkk

in conclusion don’t send your child to bullers
i wen tho bullers wood and ended up having 80+ ex’s by year 9
by UrMum.com October 24, 2020
mugGet the bullers woodmug.

Connor Wood

Knucklehead Fucking 32 teeth He is smiling like a fool Partying like bitches 7/24 cause he is an unemployed loser.

Fucking wannabe ugly little fake ass
A:"Here comes this idiot again"
B: " Who?"
C:" Connor Wood"
A: "Some cheesy wannabe bitch I don't want to be in the same place let's get outta here."
by cinidrot May 13, 2022
mugGet the Connor Woodmug.

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms
Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022
mugGet the witch of the woodmug.

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"
by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
mugGet the Daddy Cut Woodmug.

Wood bitch

Typically a blonde you meet while collecting fire wood give you the stink eye because she is jealous
So I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and in comes wood bitch and her sisters giving me the stink eye
by Trueforce April 18, 2022
mugGet the Wood bitchmug.

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