Cum Tree

Any tree that, when in bloom, gives off a pungent odor of of semen so strong that it feels that nature has blown a load up your nose.

Ashley: Damn, the smell of that cum tree reminds me of a money shot that went up the nose!

Mary: I seriously thought I was the only person who ever noticed that...

by Mr.GK June 18, 2011

cum dumpster

a female receptical for many men

your mom

by jEsTa00420 October 2, 2003

cum eater

A male that consumes the semen of other males, often in the belief that the androgens and hormones will impart greater strength and muscle building. Testosterone and related compounds are absorbed through the mucosal lining of the mouth, as the acids in the stomach probably break down the hormones. Often thought of as homosexuals, increasing numbers of straight males are participating in this activity. Younger males (18-25 years) are the largest segment, followed by males over age 50. While some will suck dick, others ask their sperm donors to jerk off in their mouth, or in a cup.

Some trendy urban bars offer shots of horse semen -- another take on this phenomenon.

Joe was pretty skinny until he became a cum eater thanks to the generosity of his gym buddies. Now he is buff.

by reptiles122 May 31, 2013

cum shot

When the cum is shot out the penis.

"Man i blew the biggest load, I launched a huge cumshot on her face."

by macka March 6, 2003

cum soccer

The act of trying to get the cum into the drain after masturbating in the shower.

I did'nt want my girlfriend to know I was jacking off, so I played cum soccer in the shower until the evidence was gone.

by Aceholes January 6, 2008

cum ear

cum on a object and someone puts it to their ear...then yell cum ear (come here)

hey you cum ear

by boofany August 8, 2008

Cum Nerve

On a mans cock, a region which varies from man to man, but usually about 45 degrees off of the end of the piss slit and on or just below the cockhead, which when stimulated with the tongue or other wet mouth surfaces, can cause an immediate orgasm. The discovery of this nerve on a man may render him completely at ones mercy.

I lightly teased his cock head with my mouth and tongue before turning on the suction to full and then diving in and going full force, bathing his Cum Nerve with that wet sticky saliva that only true cocksuckers can make.

by Jerry Paratestees August 10, 2009