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Anti Super Straight 

People who do not support Super Straight, for it’s Transphobic Nature or by its discrimination.

Or people who overall hate the trend of Super Straights on Tiktok.
“ I don’t like Super Straight, due to it’s harmful nature and its lack of being compassionate. “

Super Straight is something i don’t like due to how it originated. “

“ Anti Super Straight is good due to it being people fighting for equality for trans people. “
Anti Super Straight by Fonji March 8, 2021
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Don't feed me straight lines 

Usually in a comedy situation with two people, one is the "straight man". He sets up the funny guy with a "straight line" -- a statement which allows the funny guy to make a joke. Therefore a straight line is really a "set up" for a joke.
Don't feed me straight lines, young man!

super straight 

someone who only fucks people with a tail, and cat ears and who walks on all fours and howls at the moon
person A: oh so your super straight? so you like dog cock in ur throat?

person B: oh yeah and I make tiktoks about it too
super straight by pure hate March 11, 2021

Santa Barbara Straight

a PROmiscuous "straight" male who will fuck anything with a hole. including girls, boys, animals and relatives.

refered to as "dirty" because of massive amount of STDs
OMG he's so Santa Barbara Straight, he slept with so many guys last night, oh ya and his cousin too.
Santa Barbara Straight by miso HOT February 18, 2008

Super straight 

A "Sexuality" in which you are only attracted to the opposite sex that were born that way.

For example: If you are a super straight male, you would only be attracted to a female that was born with the XX chromosome. Biologically born female.
Trans person: "Before we date I just need to let out know I'm trans."

Super straight: "Sorry I'm only attracted to the biologically born opposite gender ."

Trans person: "Isnt that transphobic?"

Super straight: "No I'm just super straight."

queer eye for the straight guy

Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?

fake straight 

Someone who is seceretly gay on the side.
"Dude, his finger smelt like anal."

"Tell me about it. He's probably a fake straight."