scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

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scott droggs

Someone who looks like a a turtle, particularly Cecil turtle from looney toons

"Scott droggs lookin a** motherf*****"

by Gottaearnwater.wtf March 21, 2019

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A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

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Scott

An uncomfortable boy with horrible taste in music. Guaranteed to an amazing girl and hold her back in life. Will also make you eat his STANK ASS booty hole if you get too close.

"Do you know Scott?"
"Yeah he loves getting his butthole tickled by girls"

by the ultimate BBC April 28, 2019

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Scott Cummings

Scott Cummings is a former required player who played for Essendon, Port Adelaide, West Coast Eagles and Collingwood in the AFL. He is better known for his shit antics on his Hump Day podcast along side former onfield and off-field collingwood legend Dane Swan.

Jesus Scott Cummings is talking some shit today.

by RequiredPlayer May 10, 2019

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