Porn Shorts

A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.

For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.

by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025

Style me short

Charlie’s mum is a leng one

I would like to bang Charlie’s mum (@style me short)

by The Minster minge magnets August 16, 2021

Short Wars

In the YouTube Shorts part of YouTube they are typically videos under 45 seconds.
Kids attentions spans are decreasing so they quickly swipe down instead of viewing the video.
So, to get more views, channels will show the content of the video, in addition to an extra video, often Subway Surfers of Minecraft Parkour.
Attention Spans still decrease so channels make weirder videos and catch onto weird trends to get views.
The wars are began by shorts becoming worse and worse as they compete with eachother as our attention spans worsen.

A YouTube and his friend are talking.
Youtuber: So I was thinking of doing some Skibidi Toilet and Subway Surfers Videos for Gen A...
Friend: dude, no, don't fall into the Short Wars

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Short

a short person

'Leo is short'

by PeePeePooPoo Check October 20, 2020

winter short

Park you good ride for the winter and ride an old car for the winter.

Hey yo what you doin with that junk car yo? — it’s my winter short.

by Baaaadpaw September 2, 2023

short-handed

1) in hockey, when your team is down a man
2) without any seemingly particular effort

3) in unfavorable circumstances
4) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand

Person a: can Sid Crosby score short-handed?
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013

Short dick syndrome

A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.

James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome

by Thelostguy January 19, 2022